I'm like hot chick that you can't even touch

How do I know I'm old?
-my doctor told me I can't eat after 6:30
-I don't stay out late
-I don't drink
-I ask for the ingredients of my meal
-I use the calendar on my phone
-the first thing I do when I wake up is take meds
-my happiest times are when I'm eating

life just turned boring.

You've got to live and learn

If you ever need proof that you've changed, watch a movie that you enjoyed in high school. Mind blowing experience.
In other news I've been put in prison by the doctor. No fun food or drinks for a month and I also went from being borderline anemic to full on. What does this mean? I'm going to be a huge bitch for a whole month. Woooo!

I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes

I'm addicted to that song. It's helping me learn about the relationship between men and women.

I had a pretty fun weekend. I was in the gay pride parade handing out stickers. Way harder than one might think. We were sweating after the first block. Then we ended the day gaying out. Super fun. I house sat for a second. They were nice but pooped and peed in the house everyday. It was like easter, walking around trying to find it. SO FUN! Anyway, now I'll be asking people if their dogs are potty trained. If they're not I'm adding 10 bucks.

Count downs to:
-next weekend
-Vegas
-going home. Hollister, you know I miss you.
-LONG BEACH WEEK!!

Open your heart to me, kitty...

I like to sing to the cats while I clean the rooms in the back. It helps me work on my singing voice and it distracts me from them being nasty. Work has been weird. Each day definitely brings a new challenge. I'm just glad that at the end of the day I can laugh about whatever stupid thing those crazies throw at me. The best part is knowing Erika has my back, if she wasn't so awesome I would be struggling. I want a tattoo. I want to be cool like everyone else. I want to get a tooth with eizelle. A super cute tooth.