He hit me and it felt like a kiss

5:00am thoughts:
-where am I?
-Did I say goodbye to everyone at the party?
-Did we give Todd a ride home?
-AHHHHHHHHH!
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

7:00am thoughts:
-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

8:00am thoughts:
-Am I shaking or is this bed shaking or are we having a mini earthquake?
-I should google that.
-Why does my face hurt?
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

9:00am thoughts:
-I never want to go to work again.
-I hate Ron for buying shots
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

10:00am thoughts:
-I made it!

7:00pm thoughts:
-I made it!

All in all it was a good party. I wish I remembered more, wish I did less.

Bonjour, good day! How is your family?!

The only thing I liked about Beauty and the Beast was that she was also from a little town, where every day was like the one before. I was really weirded out by the rest of the movie.

Anyway, FRANCE! I've been saying it forever and now I finally get to go. I finally get to order a royale with cheese.

I feel the need to watch movies that take place in Paris as a way to prepare myself. Like, Passport to Paris or American werewolf in Paris or Hunchback of Norte Dame. Too many greats to choose from.

Togetherness, well that's all I'm after. Whenever you need me I'll be there

These are my new mother fucking friends:



This is Ron. He's Mexican. Like me. He likes to drink beer. Like me. And we share a space at work. His dog is cool too.



This is Todd. I really really liked him. Like really really liked. Then he broke my heart. But since he was my friend he can stay.



These lovely people are Paul and Tyla. They cool and are also the reason I changed my weekend. So I guess we're just kinda good friends.

So there, by request, is a post about my friends. And a post with pictures.

P.s. I'm oh so happy.

Once, twice, three times a lady

It's a new year, 2013. Wooo wah wee wah! I think I rang it in pretty hard. So hard, I told people my secrets. Now the secret is over. Got bored and annoyed.
Wishy washy.
No resolutions this year. I never keep them anyway.
I've been checking ticket prices for France. EXPENSIVE! Need more money. I might need to sell an organ.