Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Mes rĂªves epanouis

Paris France, we win. I had such a good time and would recommend going to everyone. There is so much there that just has to be seen with your own eyes.

Here are some tips for anyone thinking about traveling there:
- go with people you can laugh with. There is lots to make fun of and it's easier if you don't have to alone. This includes yourself so pack thick skin.
- drinking games include: 1. Every time you see a statue of a person on a horse. *drink* 2. Oxidized statues *drink*
- remember you will most likely have to go down before you can go up.
- it's not hard to find people who speak English. Or when all else fails speak Spanish.
- don't let anyone touch your fingers or wrists
- take a breather on the steps of the arch de triumph and watch people dart out in the street and nearly get clipped by cars.
- just because it plugs in and works in America doesn't mean it will work in Europe. :(
- second breakfast exists in Paris. A big cup of coffee does not.
- if plans don't work out simply say, "oppsie poopsie" and move on. - blaming the people you're with for all the wrong turns works. Taking credit for all the correct turns= duh! And be sure to rub it in everyone's face. Makes for better memories. - do not. I repeat, do not visit Disneyland Paris. It will ruin Disney. Correction, it has ruined Disney.
- get cheap food and focus on desert. That's all France has going for it in the cooking department.
- lastly, all those must see places (i.e. Eiffel Tower, louvre, arch de triumph, etc) are in fact must sees.

I had a great time and can't wait for our next adventure. Even though I travelled with, "the stupidest people ever!!!!" <3

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Sunday, February 24, 2013

Yeah yeah, our sugar shack

Thursday I leave portland for San Jose. Friday morning we leave San Jose for San Francisco. Saturday we land in Paris! I've been fighting this retarded cold so hopefully I'll be better by Thursday. I have this massive suitcase. But I think I should fill it up because I'm going to Joe's straight from the airport.
I really don't want to pack anything and just go already. I keep wavering from packing just a couple shirts and jeans to every outfit possible. Arg! Tomboy problems.

Ok to sleep and figure out my first world problems tomorrow. But first, today I had this weird thought. What if I stayed? I was talking to my favorite volunteer today and he was talking about how his friend went backpacking in Europe for 3 months. And I said, man I wish I had nothing tying me down. And then realized, well I don't. I could just leave. I could sell my car and go. The only thing stopping me is me. Per always.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

This song is not for you lovers...

I got a single rose at work today. No note. No one saw who left it.

Looks like Butter Knife Dave is finally out!! WoooooHoooo!

Let me just start off by saying, he's not a rapist you all.

Friday, January 25, 2013

He hit me and it felt like a kiss

5:00am thoughts:
-where am I?
-Did I say goodbye to everyone at the party?
-Did we give Todd a ride home?
-AHHHHHHHHH!
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

7:00am thoughts:
-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

8:00am thoughts:
-Am I shaking or is this bed shaking or are we having a mini earthquake?
-I should google that.
-Why does my face hurt?
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

9:00am thoughts:
-I never want to go to work again.
-I hate Ron for buying shots
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

10:00am thoughts:
-I made it!

7:00pm thoughts:
-I made it!

All in all it was a good party. I wish I remembered more, wish I did less.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Bonjour, good day! How is your family?!

The only thing I liked about Beauty and the Beast was that she was also from a little town, where every day was like the one before. I was really weirded out by the rest of the movie.

Anyway, FRANCE! I've been saying it forever and now I finally get to go. I finally get to order a royale with cheese.

I feel the need to watch movies that take place in Paris as a way to prepare myself. Like, Passport to Paris or American werewolf in Paris or Hunchback of Norte Dame. Too many greats to choose from.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Togetherness, well that's all I'm after. Whenever you need me I'll be there

These are my new mother fucking friends:

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This is Ron. He's Mexican. Like me. He likes to drink beer. Like me. And we share a space at work. His dog is cool too.

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This is Todd. I really really liked him. Like really really liked. Then he broke my heart. But since he was my friend he can stay.

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These lovely people are Paul and Tyla. They cool and are also the reason I changed my weekend. So I guess we're just kinda good friends.

So there, by request, is a post about my friends. And a post with pictures.

P.s. I'm oh so happy.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Once, twice, three times a lady

It's a new year, 2013. Wooo wah wee wah! I think I rang it in pretty hard. So hard, I told people my secrets. Now the secret is over. Got bored and annoyed.
Wishy washy.
No resolutions this year. I never keep them anyway.
I've been checking ticket prices for France. EXPENSIVE! Need more money. I might need to sell an organ.