I'm like hot chick that you can't even touch

How do I know I'm old?
-my doctor told me I can't eat after 6:30
-I don't stay out late
-I don't drink
-I ask for the ingredients of my meal
-I use the calendar on my phone
-the first thing I do when I wake up is take meds
-my happiest times are when I'm eating

life just turned boring.

You've got to live and learn

If you ever need proof that you've changed, watch a movie that you enjoyed in high school. Mind blowing experience.
In other news I've been put in prison by the doctor. No fun food or drinks for a month and I also went from being borderline anemic to full on. What does this mean? I'm going to be a huge bitch for a whole month. Woooo!

I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes

I'm addicted to that song. It's helping me learn about the relationship between men and women.

I had a pretty fun weekend. I was in the gay pride parade handing out stickers. Way harder than one might think. We were sweating after the first block. Then we ended the day gaying out. Super fun. I house sat for a second. They were nice but pooped and peed in the house everyday. It was like easter, walking around trying to find it. SO FUN! Anyway, now I'll be asking people if their dogs are potty trained. If they're not I'm adding 10 bucks.

Count downs to:
-next weekend
-Vegas
-going home. Hollister, you know I miss you.
-LONG BEACH WEEK!!

Open your heart to me, kitty...

I like to sing to the cats while I clean the rooms in the back. It helps me work on my singing voice and it distracts me from them being nasty. Work has been weird. Each day definitely brings a new challenge. I'm just glad that at the end of the day I can laugh about whatever stupid thing those crazies throw at me. The best part is knowing Erika has my back, if she wasn't so awesome I would be struggling. I want a tattoo. I want to be cool like everyone else. I want to get a tooth with eizelle. A super cute tooth.

And really you just injured my pride

Today was the busiest day in a long time. Right when I got there I was running around. Today was a big day to say good bye to your pets. Crazy.

Tomorrow starts a day in the life. We'll see how that goes. It ended up happening on make new friends weekend. Not sure how that's going to go down. I just need to be nice. Which is so hard for me.

I also want a tattoo. Need to come up with something.

Let's get physical...

A conversation erupted during lunch about how my list of things I hate is bigger than my list of things I enjoy. Then my boss piped in and asked what I did for fun, what I did on my days off. I had no answer. I at first didn't want to say drinking but I don't really do that on my days off. Then got distracted with other peoples answers that I again had no answer.

Anyway, this weekend I'll be doing a day in the life: Anissa.

Back to the convo. I don't think i'm any more or less picky than anyone else. And I try not to have an answer of,"just because" when I say I don't like something. Most of the time the reason I don't like things is because it's too expensive and it doesn't wow me. i.e. movies, pizza, por que no, little big burger, etc.

And you could send your love to me

Things I've been doing. Nothing really. Works been fun. We went on a field trip the other day. The quotes from the drive are still making me giggle.
Trivia is getting taken over by idiots. We didn't win last week. I'm still a little pissed.

I told my boss about the HUGE OHS ad in milwaukie. She said why were you in milwaukie? I live there lady! Someday I will have paid off my student loans, credit card debt and will be able to fend for myself.

Next big adventures:

-Going to seen Jon Benjamin

-going to Seattle to bang my head into a toilet seat.

-trying to plan a trip to BC. Rough when I can't find someone to go with. That wasn't supposed to sound wah wah it's just that my friends have different days off than me or go to school.

-excited about the warm days! RIVER RAT!

Guess that's all for now. And I'm making these faux magic cards for our employee wall.