I know I'm mean, but who reads this anyway. As we were leaving work today I stumbled upon this little gem. Its a write up that "someone" did at work today. I need to share it so here it is:
"Hi my name is Pili ("Pee-lee") and I would love to meet with you today! I am a sweet boy that is a whole lot of affection to love! I like to pounce at insects and play around with noisy toys when I feel in the playful mood. I am a super relaxed boy and I have been known to come to my owner when called sometimes. I have been around children of all ages and have never had anything but good experiences with them. However, I also have lived with other cats and I have not gotten along with them very well. So I would for sure need to be the only cat in my new home. If you think I could be the perfect companion for you, please come and meet with me today and let me give you all the affection you can handle!"
This was like a late christmas present. I could not stop laughing. Theres another and I wasn't going to post it but after reading it, its too good not to.
"Hi my name is Tika and I would love to meet with you today! I am a sweet girl that is in need of a great new home where I can freely purr and roam around in. I love to show how I am feeling constantly by headbutting and talking to let you know how I am currently feeling. If you think you could love me as much as I think you probably could, come meet with me and let me love you until you have had your fill!"
WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN? Most of her sentences need to be read a couple times before they make a little bit of sense.
So glad my new years resolution had nothing to do with being nice.
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