Is it just me or is it weird when the pharmacist is a male when you're picking up you're birth control? And even weirder when he's around your age? And even weirder when he hits on you? I felt the need to tell him that I need them to save all my blood not a reason to have sex with all the boys.
I'm going to Miami on a few days and I'm all loaded up with birth control so I can have all the sex with all the boys. JK I'm meeting up with the anissarage for the first time in a long time! SO EXCITED and nervous. I just don't want to look stupid. I've been in Portland too long, all I wear now are jeans and plaid. I wish I were joking.
Oh well, in other news my burpie meds are working. The contained excitment is wanting to burst. The only reason it's contained is because I know no one cares. That's like telling someone you're getting a bunion removed, who cares? The person who's getting it removed! My burps are removed!
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