I'll start with thank yous:
-not having a kid: Thank you for making me realize that I'm not strong enough to have one in my home. Every time I see a post about a baby 9 times out of 10 they reinforce my thought that they are mini drunk people. They have the verbal capabilities of a squirrel, can't hold down a job and defininitely can't master a toilet.
-being single. Thank you for showing me I'm an independent eater. The post of I'm dying of starvation because my partner is away. Warning I'm going to be harsh don't read on- but if your over the age of 21 you can feed yourself. I'm not even going to pretend that I've always fed myself but I'm not going to be dramatic about it at age <25. FUCKING DEAL
-the secret: I joked that it was stupid but now that it worked for me one time I'm a believer. Once is enough. Like eating dinner alone. Disssss!
I'll end with no thank yous:
-dead things in general.
-smelly smells
-not being a morning person. I try so hard. :(
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